September 21st, 2013

So it's 1 am, I'm half asleep, and my dog suddenly starts breathing really hard and really fast. Almost like you would after running a mile when you're really out of shape, except worse. I literally jumped up off my bed, turned the light on and took her collar off. It wasn't tight at all, it's actually loose. That's just the first thing that came to mind. "Take the collar off, she can't breathe". 

So she's laying there, what looks like to be asleep, but still breathing really hard like before. I yell for my dad to come in and he freaks out. He starts checking her neck and chest and such, and tells my mom to call the 24/7 vet hospital down the road. I'm fucking pacing in the living room while just thinking my dog is suffocating or having a heart attack or a stroke and losing my mind. 

My dad comes in the living room to get me, and I expect the worst. But he just says "she opened her eyes like she just woke up, stretched, and looked at us like we were all crazy." First, I'm super happy because my dog isn't dead, second, I want to kick her ass for scaring the shit out of me like that. 

So we take her to the vet anyways, because seriously, what normal dog just randomly does that? She gets all checked out and everything is fine. They suspected she was just dreaming, but was panicking in the dream. They told us to bring her back if it happened again. So, I'm way relieved she isn't dead ;-; I'd be so sad if that happened. I've had her since I was 4 or 5, and she's just an amazing doggie.


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If you could destroy one type of animal/bug on the planet, which would you destroy?


It's a tie between spiders, hornets, and mosquitos. 


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DDG:

SO MY GIRLFRIEND IS AN ASSHAT BUT I LOVE HER. 

But, I can't help but think how amazing she is c: 

So like, the littlest things she says can send me to cloud 9. It's insane. Has anyone else really had that feeling? After 2 years, you still feel those puppy dog crush butterflies?
It's amazing and I love it.

<3



~Jason